{Marry, Make-Out, Muzzle} Crazy Wonderful

Crazy Wonderful is a new-to-me blog, and I’m smitten. I love bloggers who don’t take themselves too seriously, and are doing a bang-up job of making over their own home (and taking us along for the ride). So I fell fast and hard for Shelley! And our bloggie friendship is obviously meant to be, as we have the same Dining Room Chandelier! Mine isn’t hung yet TWSS, but check hers out.

Hello guys!  I’m Shelley from Crazy Wonderful, and I’m seriously on cloud 9 that Cassie asked me to guest post on her insanely fabulous blog!  Eeee!!! And, how fun is this guest post series she’s doing?! A little eye candy in the form of hotness never hurts.
I seriously had a hard time narrowing down a list, but here it goes. And don’t hold me to it. I’m a woman and I have the right to change my celebrity crush at the drop of a hat… or new movie 😉
MARRY – Sam Worthington
So… I’m picking Sam Worthington based only on characters he’s played. I know, lameo. But, I have no idea what type of guy he is in real life. He definitely seems like a man’s man. Of the movies I’ve seen him in, his characters are strong – so I know he could protect and take care of me. Very important ladies! And, his characters have a soft side – so he’d be perfectly compassionate and insanely romantic. Lets face it, he wouldn’t be bad to wake up next to either 😀
MAKEOUT – Bradley Cooper

Yes Ma’am!!! I mean come on. Do I really need to explain why??? Smokin, smokin, smokin, hilarious, and freakin smokin. I think I’ve got a thing for dark hair and blue eyes. My husband has both 🙂 If I HAD to make out with a celebrity I’m pretty sure I could stomach Bradley Cooper. Yep… I think I could handle that.

Something I just noticed about this post. Both of my crushes have facial hair which I find kinda funny because I’m normally not a fan. Hmmm… maybe I shouldn’t give my husband a hard time about shaving. Looks like I just learned something new about myself today!
MUZZLE – Russell Brand
Uggghhhh!!! I’m actually a little upset his mug is in a post so close to Sam Worthington and Bradly Cooper. I know a lot of people find Russell Brand hilarious, but I just can’t stand him. The sound of his voice (and I’m a girl who can appreciate an accent) is like nails on a chalkboard. And the sight of him makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. So, if I could muzzle a celebrity and not have to ever hear from them again, he’d be my pick. Fo sho.
Thank you so much Cassie for letting me come over and hang out!  This was SUCH a fun post to put together 😉

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  1. LOVE Sam Worthington! Ctte post!

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  2. I can't stand Russell Brand either!!! Holy heavens the man is uuuuuuggly!

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  3. Megan wrote:

    I totally agree with your choices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first two could be switched too… waking up to Bradley would be nice too! I, too, have a thing for dark hair and blue eyes. My hubby has them (and facial hair) too! 🙂

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  4. Haha, Shelley, you are too funny! Nice to read a really light-hearted post.

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  5. Crystal wrote:

    Oh, Russell Brand…that's a good one. I'd muzzle him, too.

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  6. Ooh, I totally would do Bradley Cooper! Just sayin'. =] And Sam? How'd I forget about him?! Also, Russell makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit too. Ick.

    Love your picks, you're hilarious!

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  7. Ooooh, I didn't think about Russell Brand – yes, he is AWFUL!

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  8. This series is crackin me up. We play this game over cocktails, but its good to know its still as fun stone cold sober. 🙂

    Posted 4.21.12 Reply
  9. hahaha I Love your pics!! I too have a thing for dark hair and blue eyes since that's my hubby's coloring. And yes, I think I could also stomach making out with Bradley Cooper. 😉
    This is such a fun series; how have I not caught this before?!

    Posted 4.22.12 Reply
  10. *AMEN* to the Russell Brand thing sister! So despise that guy…and hello gorgeous to Sam and Bradley! Come to mama (c:

    Posted 4.22.12 Reply
  11. What a fun series and thanks for featuring Shelley! I love her blog and her amazing DIY talent. I totally agree with Bradley Cooper and Russell Brand is disgusting!!

    Posted 4.23.12 Reply
  12. Amber wrote:

    I love these posts! And yes yes yes for Bradley Cooper. 😉

    Posted 4.23.12 Reply
  13. Fun series Cassie! I agree with all of your choices Shelley. I would love to muzzle Russell Brand too.

    Posted 4.24.12 Reply
  14. I would personally opt with making Russell a bit more 'obedient', that's why I would probably hypnotize him into behaving.

    Posted 12.21.13 Reply