{Marry, Make-Out, Muzzle} Freckles Chick

If ever there was a blog stalker, it was me upon discovering Freckles Chick. I think she invented sarcasm, and I hang on every word she writes. Her blog is only made better because she has gorgeous taste (hello perfect nursery) and the cutest baby ever. FC makes my Marry, Make-Out list…just sayin’.
Hello Hi Sugarplum readers!  
Freckles Chick here (not my real name).
(Major photo cropping happened here.)
I’m a devoted stalker admirer of Cassie’s style, DIY prowess & humor so I’m positively thrilled to take part in her Marry, Make Out & Muzzle guest post series! How fun to live vicariously through this post, seeing as how my wild mingling-with-celebs days are behind me now thanks to the birth of you-know-who. ::::side-eyeing my daughter Quinn::::
So let’s get to it, shall we?

MARRY….
I guess I have a thing for the Brits. One’s the King of Abs & the other’s the (future) King of England. And they’re buddies. They’re both charming, easy on the eyes, & seem to genuinely care about family. It’s ridiculous but I melt when I see snapshots of these guys enjoying time with their wives and (in regards to Becks) little ones, so that’s why I didn’t list them under Make Out. According to Posh, her hubby isn’t afraid to cry either. Abs + sensitivity = marry me please. As for Wills, well, I’ve always had a soft spot for a guy who has his own kingdom. Actually, I’d marry Kate Middleton too. Talk about girl crush. Coolest commoner-turned-duchess ever.
MAKE OUT….
So, did any blogger not pick Ryan Gosling? And if you didn’t, are you even alive? You know, I honestly didn’t care for Ryan that much in The Notebook but my lust for him has hit new heights recently. I can’t explain it; he just owns it. He’s everywhere these days: movies, magazines, all over Pinterest. Do you think he has a Pin It button? Hey Ry-Ry, you can pin me anytime.
MUZZLE….
I found the first season hilarious, the second season entertaining, then….not so much.  They’re all train wrecks & I can’t stand any of them but I still keep watching.  Why?!  I am non-prudish/ extremely liberal/can find the humor in anything, but even I cringe at these crazies.  And as if one Snooki wasn’t enough, now she’s breeding. Yikes.  I keep envisioning them years from now, all in their 70s: “Grandma JWow, what did you used to do for fun?” “Grandpa Situation, why did you punch your head thru that nursing home wall?”
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This was probably the most fun I’ve ever had Google imaging hot celebs after putting Quinn to bed doing a guest post.
Cassie, thanks so very much for having me & thanks to you all for reading!!

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9 Comments

  1. The Yuppie Files wrote:

    So agree with Ryan Gosling! Was not seeing the big deal about him at all in The Notebook but this past year? Totally get it now 🙂

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  2. Shelley {Crazy Wonderful} wrote:

    Bwah hahaha! She's hilarious 😀 LOVED IT.

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  3. Carmel @ Our Fifth House wrote:

    I love it! Someone call a vet……..I'm on the floor laughing – too funny! This little game is way too much fun. I've never seen even one episode of Jersey Shore- I always wondered what all the hype was about?!

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  4. Larissa wrote:

    Definitely Ryan Gosling!!! … Definitely didn't get The Notebook either … till now! SWOON!!!

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  5. natasha {schue love} wrote:

    Ha, LOVE David and William…both would make great hubbys! And who wouldn't want to makeout with Ryan Gossling??

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  6. Karen At Home wrote:

    Hilarious ladies! I have known FC for years now and just love her! Couldn't agree more with her choices!

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  7. Ms. Mess wrote:

    I agree with them all! Especially the Jersey Shore!

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  8. Freckles Chick wrote:

    Awwww, ladies! Thx so very much for taking the time to indulge me by reading/leaving a comment. I heart you all!

    No one, absolutely no one, not even Ryan Gosling, can make me blush like Cassie does. Thx for the love, C!! I had so much fun doing this post!

    Posted 4.20.12 Reply
  9. Aubrey {All Things Bright and Beautiful} wrote:

    Hahaha! Seriously, Jersey Shore has got to get canceled soon, right??? It's ridic. And oh RYAN GOSLING…definitely have a few fantasies, er, thoughts about that guy (c:

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