{Marry, Make-Out, Muzzle} Freckles Chick

If ever there was a blog stalker, it was me upon discovering Freckles Chick. I think she invented sarcasm, and I hang on every word she writes. Her blog is only made better because she has gorgeous taste (hello perfect nursery) and the cutest baby ever. FC makes my Marry, Make-Out list…just sayin’.
Hello Hi Sugarplum readers!  
Freckles Chick here (not my real name).
(Major photo cropping happened here.)
I’m a devoted stalker admirer of Cassie’s style, DIY prowess & humor so I’m positively thrilled to take part in her Marry, Make Out & Muzzle guest post series! How fun to live vicariously through this post, seeing as how my wild mingling-with-celebs days are behind me now thanks to the birth of you-know-who. ::::side-eyeing my daughter Quinn::::
So let’s get to it, shall we?

I guess I have a thing for the Brits. One’s the King of Abs & the other’s the (future) King of England. And they’re buddies. They’re both charming, easy on the eyes, & seem to genuinely care about family. It’s ridiculous but I melt when I see snapshots of these guys enjoying time with their wives and (in regards to Becks) little ones, so that’s why I didn’t list them under Make Out. According to Posh, her hubby isn’t afraid to cry either. Abs + sensitivity = marry me please. As for Wills, well, I’ve always had a soft spot for a guy who has his own kingdom. Actually, I’d marry Kate Middleton too. Talk about girl crush. Coolest commoner-turned-duchess ever.
So, did any blogger not pick Ryan Gosling? And if you didn’t, are you even alive? You know, I honestly didn’t care for Ryan that much in The Notebook but my lust for him has hit new heights recently. I can’t explain it; he just owns it. He’s everywhere these days: movies, magazines, all over Pinterest. Do you think he has a Pin It button? Hey Ry-Ry, you can pin me anytime.
I found the first season hilarious, the second season entertaining, then….not so much.  They’re all train wrecks & I can’t stand any of them but I still keep watching.  Why?!  I am non-prudish/ extremely liberal/can find the humor in anything, but even I cringe at these crazies.  And as if one Snooki wasn’t enough, now she’s breeding. Yikes.  I keep envisioning them years from now, all in their 70s: “Grandma JWow, what did you used to do for fun?” “Grandpa Situation, why did you punch your head thru that nursing home wall?”
This was probably the most fun I’ve ever had Google imaging hot celebs after putting Quinn to bed doing a guest post.
Cassie, thanks so very much for having me & thanks to you all for reading!!

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  1. So agree with Ryan Gosling! Was not seeing the big deal about him at all in The Notebook but this past year? Totally get it now 🙂

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  2. Bwah hahaha! She's hilarious 😀 LOVED IT.

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  3. I love it! Someone call a vet……..I'm on the floor laughing – too funny! This little game is way too much fun. I've never seen even one episode of Jersey Shore- I always wondered what all the hype was about?!

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  4. Larissa wrote:

    Definitely Ryan Gosling!!! … Definitely didn't get The Notebook either … till now! SWOON!!!

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  5. Ha, LOVE David and William…both would make great hubbys! And who wouldn't want to makeout with Ryan Gossling??

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  6. Hilarious ladies! I have known FC for years now and just love her! Couldn't agree more with her choices!

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  7. Ms. Mess wrote:

    I agree with them all! Especially the Jersey Shore!

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  8. Awwww, ladies! Thx so very much for taking the time to indulge me by reading/leaving a comment. I heart you all!

    No one, absolutely no one, not even Ryan Gosling, can make me blush like Cassie does. Thx for the love, C!! I had so much fun doing this post!

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  9. Hahaha! Seriously, Jersey Shore has got to get canceled soon, right??? It's ridic. And oh RYAN GOSLING…definitely have a few fantasies, er, thoughts about that guy (c:

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