Courtney is my imaginary BFF. I fell hard for his blog, Courtney Out Loud, over a year ago, and read every single post. He’s the funniest person, but also happens to be insanely talented and creates the best tablescapes ever. Seriously. Back up, Martha. And did you see his Curated Collection on Joss & Main!!?? We’ve recently crossed the virtual friend line and are now texting friends. I hope the next step is face-to-face friends!
Who has not sat at their local mall, bar or simply in the park and people watched? So when Cassie asked me to participate in this awesome series, I totally jumped at the chance because let’s be honest, imaginary make out sessions and marriages were a good portion of my teens and early 20s! So without further ado, let’s get his party started……
Marry……
Well if I could get married (I will save that rant for another day), I would totally get hitched to this major piece of eye candy……
Matt Bomer is the star of the USA show White Collar but is also one of the hottest men on television. Look at those eyes, that jaw line, those abs….. I would be a happy groom seeing that walking down the aisle!
Make-Out….
So call me old fashioned but I want a guy to woo me if it is going to be a one-night stand. If it’s going to be a wham-bam-thank you sir moment, then I need to make my tempter work for his “treats” so I could think of no one better than one of the hardest working men in entertainment…..
Taye Diggs sings, dances, acts and evidently has enough time to hit the gym several times a week. With all that talent (and muscle mass) I am positive, he can finds ways to woo me until the wee hours. And let’s be honest, I would NOT be complaining…….
Muzzle…..
If there is one person who needs a muzzle, who needs to shut up and honestly just disappear, it’s this dude…..
Newt Gingrich – please go away. All you do is eat, poop and breathe rhetoric that is divisive and at times just plain mean. I don’t like you and your wife’s hair scares me. If you became president, I would become Canadian.
So there you have it, my Marry, Make-Out and Muzzle List 2012! Big thanks to Cassie for letting me rant and if I haven’t scared you, I invite all y’all over to the blog, Courtney Out Loud to say hi. Thanks again!
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Thank you so much to these fabulous Guest Posters! I hope you guys enjoyed the week of eye candy as much as I did! I’m back tomorrow to show you a little shindig I threw last month (and it includes a giveaway!)
Freckles Chick
Crazy Wonderful
All Things Bright & Beautiful
Fresh & Fancy
Russet Street Reno
Pawley’s Island Posh
Designer Bags & Dirty Diapers
Our Fifth House
Courtney Out Loud
Love this! I just discovered Matt Bomer- such a hottie can't believe I've been missing out! Courtney- you can come to MD and get married its finally legal here now!
I am not imaginary – I am real and wicked 🙂 Just like a Disney character on meth. Thanks for letting my cap off your series — now we need to plan a new series called "Give Courtney Money" where everyone gets to pick a dollar amount to give to me….sounds like fun right?
At least you'd have more of a chance with Matt than us ladies (totally jealous about that)!
I love this series and am digging Courtney's picks.
This series was soo much fun, Cassie! Thanks to Courtney for reminding me of Taye. Oh, Taye! He could help anyone get their groove back. ; ) I think he might be my pick for a good make-out session too. And marry, Matthew McConaughey. I LOVE him! It might be a match made in heaven, as we share the same birthday. heehee
Looking forward to tomorrow's post. =)
~ Catie
Oh, I forgot muzzle. That would definitely be Jim Carey!!! Can not stand him! He was funny on In Living Color, but just got irritating after he started doing full-length films.
Hahaha! I totally agree with you about Newt! He makes me gag!
I'm Canadian and Newt scares the crap out of me! but your eye candy was lovely.
Dude. Great picks. And agree about Newt. Ridiculous.
Oooh! Taye Diggs is pretty easy on the eyes!
favorite one yet. and i especially love the newt muzzle.