I couldn’t stand the chatter any longer, so I drank the Kool-Aid…I’m reading the Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Yeah, um, yeah. So, I can’t quite pull myself away from them. And I’m embarrassed to tell you, because if you’ve read them, then you know!! I’m hoping my mom doesn’t read them, because then she’ll know the smut in my head, too. And divine smut, it is!
It’s not literary genius, but neither is the series the books are based upon. And that didn’t stop me from devouring those in four days. (Fifty Shades was originally a fan fiction using the characters of Twilight.) The Grey Series is like Twilight, but with all the nasty you wish Edward and Bella had been doing. Times 100. Plus one million.
The story takes place in the penthouse of Escala, a fancy-schmancy high-rise condo in Seattle. Turns out, that’s a real building, and the 5,000 square-foot penthouses start at a cool $6 million. Care for a visual glance at where all the action in the book takes place?
|all images via zillow|
I suppose the realtor left out the ‘Red Room of Pain’ images on purpose. Fess up….have you read this smut party?! I hope to finish them this weekend so I can return to normal life. I have no idea how they’ll make a movie out of these!!?? Who do you envision as Christian Grey? How delicious would Robert Pattinson be in the role? Oh, I think my head just exploded at the possibility.