{Marry, Make-Out, Muzzle} Ten June

You all know Ten June is one of my daily reads. Sometimes I think Michelle and I are the same person…except for that whole I’m-older-than-her-by-a-decade-thing. So does that mean she’s mature for her age, or I’m ridiculously immature? Don’t answer that. Either way, I look forward to her every post, and snickering along to all her inappropriate comments.

Hi mates! It’s Michelle here, stopping by from Ten June.
Cass and I are two peas in a pod, littering the world on a daily basis with our TWSS‘s and hilarious-only-to-us snarky comments. Seriously, you should read our email chains… we should really be in stand-up comedy.
On to the series. All husbands can now close their eyes.
MARRY 
Hands down, Mr. JT.
Maybe it’s just me carrying on my adolescent obsession with N*SYNC (seriously, how adorable were his curls?), but this man is the bomb. He’s so hot. I mean, so hot. He’s super talented (actor? check. singer? check. Mickey Mouse clubber? check.). And, he’s hilarious. I mean, have you seen “___ in a box?” Just made me love this man even more.
Michelle Timberlake… I like the way that sounds. Dear Justin, will you marry me? (Cassie interuptus: I think you’d totally have a shot, M, if not for that whole knocked-up thing.)
MAKE OUT
Might be cliche, but I don’t give a flip. Me and Ryan are destined to be. After Justin, of course. He had me at The Notebook. Actually, that’s a lie. He has me at “M.M.C. we rock this houuu-se!” Yup, it seems I’m in love with another Mickey Mouse Clubber. Weird, I promise I don’t have a thing for mouse ears….
MUZZLE
Sorry, Biebs. I gotta do it.
Come on, you agree, right? He was totally adorbs when he was all…
… but now he’s all….
And that kind of skeezes me out. Muzzle the Biebs.
Now that we’re all excited about mouse ears and canning all things Justin Bieber, let’s hear your picks!
Who would you marry, make out and muzzle??!
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